These damn fucking bed bugs are driving me completely bonkers! I've tried everything to get eliminate these little pieces of shit. I've washed everything, I've poisoned every corner, but they keep. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without checking for them. I'm starting to lose it.
I need to get rid of these things before they take over my life.
The Worst Damn Bed Bugs Ever
I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. My stomach dropped.
It was a goddamn infestation.
- My apartment was crawling with them.
- Every night was torture.
- The problem seemed to worsen/multiply/escalate
This was a full-blown war.
Get This Fucking Thing Off My Skin!
Sometimes, you just need to scream. A painful sensation is crawling all over his skin and nothing seems to help it. The feeling escalates until you're at your wit's end, ready to scratch the thing right off. That is like a swarm of ants, a thousand needles all attacking at once. Please get that fucking thing off my skin!
- Why does anything get to be so torturous?
- We just want some relief!
These Damn Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Nuts
get more infoI swear to Jesus, if I see one more piece of shit in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried all the tricks in the book, but these little bastards are winning. My sleep is ruined, my covered in bites, and I'm about to explode. This pest infestation has got to stop.
- Make them disappear
- Sleep again
- My sanity back
Fucking Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living
These little bastards are ruining our lives, man. They crawl into your mattress and bite on your flesh. You wake up with angry welts all over your flesh. It's a hellish experience.
Trying to eliminate these things is like fighting a war against insects. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your furniture, but they always come back. It's enough to drive you crazy.
We deserve better. Bed bugs are a real pain in the ass and something needs to be {done{ about it.
Somebody Please Save Me From These Bed Bugs!
These goddamn bugs are driving me crazy!! I noticed them crawling and now they're everywhere. I {tried everything|killed a few| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's doing anything!! I don't know what to do! Somebody call an exterminator!
- How can I get rid of them?
- They're biting me all over